*columbarium (n.) *

1. A structure, room, or wall of small recessed niches built to house doves or pigeons; a dovecote.


2. A vault or building lined with niches to hold cinerary urns containing the cremated remains of the dead.


I lit a match and a sea of paired red orbs reflected back at me, backlit fish eggs. They didn't mind the match, with its dull incandescence, something about the way it announced itself beforehand, a kind of negotiated politeness, the strike and the burn. More natural than the twitchy digital flood that sprang out into a flurry of startled wings, beating. I had to check on them. As a shepherd does. In South America they still mine it, the guano, along the coasts of the Atacama with mechanical dinosaurs, gaping maws with mineral oil for blood. Cormorants and pelicans and boobies back from the days working angling, shitting white on rocks in droves, roosting in their nitrated homes. The coast of a desert. Salt and dust. They used to get it from bats, in areas. Chitinous remains, thousands of insects crushed up and digested by an army of airborne rats, settling into thick paste at the bottom of the world. Where the bats ate fruit, men said, the guano came out sweet, and not so sharp. The fruit bats themselves were tender eating, softened with guava, taken in their droves at the mouth of the cave in knotted nets.


My pigeons were fine. I had collected 5 days ago and another 5 remained until I could harvest again, running the thin flexible blade of a drywaller's taping knife along the floorboards on my hands and knees. I loved the way the metal sounded across the wood, the layer curling and peeling at the edge of the blade, like burning a strand of plastic. Scooping half wet chips into a bucket. They used to mind me, they used to hate my invasion, but I seemed to have earned their trust, in the way a beekeeper no longer has to smoke a domesticated apiary. Back in my room I spread it out on sheets in my oven, to dry it a little bit further. Can't have any water. I preheat the oven to 215 degrees and turn on the television. It's 7 a.m. and the opening jingle of the Today show reverberates with a kind of sunshine, like canned laughter, while outside the window April went on insisting on itself, gray, and I bask in their plastic voices and beautiful frozen faces and catch myself salivating, transfixed. Another fine piece of music played. I load the trays, one by one, with the practiced athleticism of a cargo hand. Before, I could only fit 5 trays, but I figured out that if I place one of them at some odd-angled diagonal I can fit 6, and the door just barely closes, and I wait.


I go to the corner store and the Egyptians who look like they have eyeliner on (but they don't, it's just their lashes) sell me an egg sandwich and a loosie that I don't light immediately as I've been trying to quit, but it feels nice to feel the ridge in my pocket and I thank them and they call me boss. It's off to the hardware store then, riding the train down, and I see more pigeons on the way, beautifully iridescent throats, and I see one whose feet are mangled, caught in the detritus of the city, some web of hair and oh is that dental floss, and I try to catch it with my hands, I've helped them before with a pair of tiny scissors and an archivist's attention, but he resists, of course he resists, and I curse it as it flies away.


I beeline for the garden aisle and grab a big bag of sulfur and run towards the checkout. I've been saving up for forever. The older lady at the checkout looks at me and beams back, I think. It takes a while to get back to my room. Delay on the train. The sulfur was wrong somehow. Too cheerful. I'd expected something hellish, and it was the yellow of a highlighter, of a child's drawing of the sun, and I felt cheated by it. My upstairs neighbor had started running her washing machine at 3 a.m. again, and through the floor it turned over in its sleep.


Then the burning. Some great pyre. I brought it all in several double sealed garbage bags on the train again, pushing a small cart, rode to the end of the line and then farther still, to a little nature preserve by the lake, Lake Michigan spread out before me. I had never been to the ocean, but I saw the tiny waves lapping the shore and imagined myself a shorebird at the edge of the world. It started to rain. I sobbed.


I lit a line of the mixture and it screamed at me in a flash of pure ecstasy, searing the wine dark dots of night-adjusted eyes. Chipping a block of magnesium from the scrapyard into fine little shards with mallet and chisel. Once I let the chisel slip into the bucket and brought my hand back up out of it, hot with blood. Picking berries. 


The thing took fire in my hand. The fuse burned down and I held it there a moment, a white hot ball of my own labor, my own making. 


Then I threw it. Off the roof. It opened into a star. Somewhere between the twentieth floor and the twenty-second.


And was gone.